Poop!

Warning the next post is not going to be nice. Well it will be nice but it will not be about nice things. It is going to be about poop. Yup - that is right poop. Seriously I would have never thought that a life could revolve so much about poop as it does after you have a child... I am not sure exactly how many times a day I discuss poop but I am sure, actually 100% positive that it is waaaaaaaaay more than the average person. I bet some people actually go an entire day maybe even days at a time without ever having a discussion about poop. Now, I swear, most of the time it is one of the first topics that comes to my mind and is almost always one of the first conversations I have. "How was that diaper, was there poop?" If there was poop "What was it like, was it an explosion? Did it smell" What color was it?" And those are the tame ones that now just roll off my back like there is nothing to it.  Poop sort of makes this life go around now, has she pooped today, has she pooped enough, was there anything weird in the poop (which is weird in itself because there is obviously weird things in poop it is digested food) was it runny or thick... yup all every day conversations at 127 Pennsylvania Ave now. But the weirdest part about all of this poop talk is that it just sort of comes out naturally now, it isn't weird and I think the weird thing would be not having a conversation revolving around poop at 5:30 in the morning before starting my day or having coffee. A babies poo apparently tells a lot about the baby and with that being the case our little Max has a lot to tell us about.

Just for a little extra fun - here is a nifty little poop chart in case you were curious about just how telling a babies poo could be: Baby Poo Guide . Warning there are real poo pictures in that link. Not Max's either which means you probably won't find them that cute!