Distraction

I'm writing this post for a serious distraction. The infomercials that I have been watching since 330 are starting to take a serious toll on my mental state and well being. I think they play them over and over to hypnotise you into thinking you actually need some of this stuff. Right now I am currently convinced that I won't be able to survive without a Nutrition-Bullet... Because I eat smoothies everyday. Especially ones full of mixed up green veggies with my fruit for breakfast (Yeah Right)! But maybe if I had one of those I would. I mean the narrator man has me totally convinced that the Nutr-Bullet would be the key to my energy success. And well honestly for someone who now is up at least three to four times a night a little extra energy boost would be nice. Especially because I am going to need lots of energy to use my Total Gym Plus and Rocking Ab Video - both guaranteed to give me a beautiful body in the fastest time possible. It has to be true they had all sorts of before and after pictures and people swearing by it. Plus I discovered of you buy expensive green bags (I can't even remember the name of this product) my fruits and veggies retain more nutrients and last longer. Now if that doesn't sound like a match made in Nutri-Bullet heaven I don't know what does! Before I drink my smoothie and begin my work out I will have to wash off the new air brushed Luminess make up with the all natural exfoliating face cream there is a commercial for every ten minutes. Lastly because I am going to have so much energy from my shakes and adrenaline from my work out videos and confidence from my new make up - I can strut around the house with my new magic vacuum that is light, portable and can reach from floor to ceiling (I have always been tortured with not being able to easily vacuum my ceiling - I mean with all the foot traffic up there you should see the filth- what are these people thinking!) with a plethora of attachments (all light weigh of course). I think it might be time to start doing my late night Max feedings in a dark room... I am pretty sure my wallet will thank me and my brain will too. At least for now typing away on my tiny phone has broken the infomercial spell and now I am only convinced they need to make some sort of keyboard for late night moms that are writing in their blog while feeding their baby...